i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
i’ve been taking dark photos. this is not a metaphor.
the ultimate achievement; lying on your walk of fame star whilst holding a doll of yourself
the whole like “you’re too young to be gay” shit like. queer people arent like pokemon you don’t level up enough to evolve into a gay.
When will this madness stop
When Leo wins an Oscar.
Reblogging for old times’ sake because I have a feeling these jokes end soon
that haters headband would fit nadeko so well
my preferred method of suicide is sex with Sam Winchester
going out with a bang
was that a pun
either that or the sound of the gun he shoots you with once he realizes you are a werewolf
iT’S BEEN SEVEN SEASONS